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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 10:37:54 GMT -6
Granted, but you find it broken and beyond repair.
I wish I could draw as good as my mom.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 13:30:18 GMT -6
Granted, but multiple dead, famous artists claim you stole their work and, and they eat your brain.
I wish I wish I was an air-breathing, talking, nothingbadcouldpossiblygowrongwithbeingafish fish.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 13:44:52 GMT -6
Granted, but fisherman eat you.
I wish that I would grow to be 6 ft. tall by the end of the year.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 14:44:25 GMT -6
Granted, but you don't stop there, and eventually, you can't fit in the house anymore and you have to live in the woods outside. I wish my set list was done for my gig tonight so I didn't have to write it. And I wish all my friends could come to the gig and play instruments, and I wish that we make alot of tip money.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 14:51:31 GMT -6
Granted, but we get mugged after the gig, and after the money is taken, we all get shot and bleed to death.
I wish that my brother didn't make so many idiotic misstakes.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 14:53:48 GMT -6
Granted, but now YOU make all the mistakes.
I wish I had a cinnamin (spelt wrong, I know) roll.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 15:29:02 GMT -6
Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish that my mom didn't get me pajamas EVERY Christmas.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 15:30:39 GMT -6
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! HOLD THE PHONE! Your mom gives you PAJAMAS!? What kind?
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 15:59:25 GMT -6
FORGET ABOUT IT!
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 16:02:14 GMT -6
Okay okay okay... Granted, but now she only gives you Itallian Hours D'ourves, and they taste NASTY. I wish I had black hair and bright green eyes.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 16:04:32 GMT -6
Granted, but you shrink a foot.
I wish that I had more money on hand.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 16:07:06 GMT -6
Granted, but the fur traders from page 1 come and take it all.
i wish i was one of those fur traders.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 16:11:14 GMT -6
Granted, but you get killed by a bear trying to get its fur.
I wish we all had WoW and BC on our computers.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 16:22:45 GMT -6
Granted, but the oil crisis gets too catastrpohic, and we don't get electricity.
I wish i could drive.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 16:23:32 GMT -6
Granted, but we all get computer viruses, and our computer monitors explode, killing us all.
I wish that I didn't procrastinate on writing my speeches.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 16:25:19 GMT -6
Granted, but both of you get killed by something illegal for posting at the near same time.
I wish pie tasted good to me.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 16:27:54 GMT -6
Granted, but now you have an allergy to that really good encheilada thing my mom makes.
I wish that Geoff wouldn't post at the EXACT SAME TIME as me.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 19:46:30 GMT -6
Granted, but now Eli posts things at the same time as you.
I wish that my dad wouldn't take the downstairs tv whenever there's a game on.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 3, 2008 21:52:28 GMT -6
Granted, but he takes the other TV and throws the downstairs one away. (Or, if you prefer, takes the downsatirs one upstairs and throws the old upstairs one away. Whichever TV is nicer.)
I wish that Jake and Evan would get of their arses and join the site.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 5, 2008 15:41:03 GMT -6
Granted, but they never go on at any time.
I wish I had Tsunami Bomb's "The Invasion From Within" album.
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