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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 10:51:57 GMT -6
This is a Game that I think Gamma in particular will enjoy. It's called "The Wish Corrupter". The Person above you will make a wish. It is your job to turn it around and make that wish as horrific as possible. It's also known as "The Monkey's Paw Game."
So as an example, I'll start.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 10:52:53 GMT -6
Granted, but you will never be able to stop flapping your arms, and that WILL get painful after awhile.
I wish that I could see in the dark. (night vision)
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:09:48 GMT -6
Granted, but concentrated citric acid hits your eyes and permenently blinds you.
I wish my bird could say more than just step up and shut up.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:12:48 GMT -6
Granted, but now it swears everytime your mom or dad walks into the room and they blame you for teaching it.
I wish I will make at least 50 dollars at my next gig. (I need money.)
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:16:16 GMT -6
Granted, but fur traders say you owe them for something and take all of it.
I wish I knew what to spend my $120 on.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:17:44 GMT -6
Granted, but you make a wrong turn on your way to spend it and get brutally mauled by fur traders.
I wish I had some mac and cheese to eat.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:23:48 GMT -6
Granted, but you then owe fur traders $25,000,000 for it and they will be collecting in 15 minutes.
I wish my Next had more mobility.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:25:49 GMT -6
Granted, but you have to explain to Omega what a "Next" is first.
I wish I had something to fight the fur traders with.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:27:34 GMT -6
(A Next is a giant customizable mech from Armored Core 4)
Granted, but it is a small wad of silly string.
I wish I had an airhorn.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:30:31 GMT -6
Granted, but it produces a small-pitched noise only wombats can hear.
I wish I knew who the guest was.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:32:22 GMT -6
Granted, but it is a stalker, and he/she murders you.
I wish instead of arguing, lawyers had action-packed fight sceens.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:34:17 GMT -6
Granted, but next time you have a lawsuit, your lawyer charges up for a blast-attack, and kills you in the procsess.
I wish everything looked like it was Japanese Anime.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:36:51 GMT -6
Granted, but an evil villain (there HAS to be one in anime) decides to kill you.
I wish you started with more than 2 lives in Contra.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:39:44 GMT -6
Granted. You start with 2.5.
I wish I was 5 inches taller.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:41:21 GMT -6
Granted, but you promptly shrink 10 in.
I wish I knew who the guest was.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:43:07 GMT -6
Granted, but the Guest doesn't know who you are and runs away. It later turns out to be sarah.
I wish Sarah, Geoff, Evan and Jake would log on soon.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:45:59 GMT -6
Granted, but they are affected with Evil Twin! and decide your life is unimportant, so they kill you.
I wish I had a coconut cream pie to throw at someone's face.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 14:48:51 GMT -6
Granted, but it turns out to be a boomerang pie and hits you instead.
I wish I could speak French.
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Post by Overlord Theta on Dec 29, 2007 16:39:33 GMT -6
granted, but you loose the ability to speak english and you cant move to france.
I wish I had the ability to time travel.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 17:04:24 GMT -6
Well F you. I'll just move to Quebec, then. Granted, but you can't come beck home because you can only travel one way. I wish that I was a senator.
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