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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 23:32:57 GMT -6
Granted, but it is a sexual offender and rapes you.
I wish that my brother was out of the house.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 23:41:44 GMT -6
Granted, but you have to go with him. ;D
I wish that I could get rid of my insomnia.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 23:53:32 GMT -6
Granted, but it is a sex offender, and he rapes you.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 23:54:30 GMT -6
...huh?
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 23:54:50 GMT -6
Sorry, my computer must've lagged on me.
Granted, but you choke to death on a spider in your sleep.
I wish that Brawl was OUT ALREADY!
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 23:59:21 GMT -6
Granted, but Greg breaks your Wii, and Evan leaves the country for a year so you cant play it.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 30, 2007 0:07:03 GMT -6
Sorry.
I wish that I had a cool red fedora like Alucard.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 30, 2007 0:11:22 GMT -6
Granted, but you don't have a liscense (which is true), and your mom drives it to work, loses control of the car (which is possible at this time of year), crases into the Eagle Center, all three eagles die, along with your mom, and you get sued for it since it was your car.
I wish that gas prices were lower.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 30, 2007 0:13:07 GMT -6
Crap, sorry, I thought it was a ferrari. Granted, but terrorists planted a bomb in it and you explode.
I wish gas prices were lower.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 30, 2007 0:15:53 GMT -6
(Okay, first of all, a fedora is a Spanish-style hat. But that was an interesting answer nontheless. ;D )
Granted, but the prices for air-conditioning and heating go through the roof, and global warming starts in 6 moths.
I wish I had a laptop of my own.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 30, 2007 10:18:53 GMT -6
Granted, but soon you get a computer virus that spreads across the entire internet, and causes it to be destroyed. You owe Bill Gates $798 trillion dollars.
I wish Bomberman would have a new, good game.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 30, 2007 13:53:20 GMT -6
Granted, but it never gets released.
I wish that flamingos were purple with brown polka-dots.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 30, 2007 18:05:45 GMT -6
Granted, but you get a rare case of color blindness that makes everything look pink.
I wish Joshua O'Brien (see thread Armored Core 4) was not so damnable.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 30, 2007 19:24:27 GMT -6
Granted, but he is now undamnable because he turns out to be Satan himself.
I wish I could survive falling from high distances without feeling pain or getting injured.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 31, 2007 11:20:48 GMT -6
Granted, but you as you are falling, a bird hits you and you fly off course into a lake and drown. Painlessly of course.
I wish more people we know would hurry up and join the board.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 31, 2007 12:37:40 GMT -6
Granted, but the blondes find out about this website and join.
I wish that I had AA batteries that would never run out of energy.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 31, 2007 13:40:09 GMT -6
Granted, but Evan "Borrows" them, and you all know what that means. I wish this burrito would cool down so I could eat it.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 31, 2007 13:47:07 GMT -6
Granted, but it freezes hard as a rock.
I wish that my mom didn't make me do so much slave work.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 31, 2007 14:04:04 GMT -6
Granted, but now your dad makes you do even more slave work than your mom.
I wish the button didn't fall off my cool new trench coat yesterday.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 31, 2007 18:48:50 GMT -6
Granted, but all the other buttons fall off your trench coat, and all the stitching falls apart.
I wish that I could find my battery recharger.
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