Rescue Nolan!!!! In 3d(not rly)

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So this is gonna be just teh 00berist thang evah, so you guys who r reading this who haven't joined yet do so now. This is an adventure story to rescues Nolan from the evil clutches of someone or another. Each person who has entered puts themself into the story, so (persay,) that Gamma weirdo joined, then Jof would be in the story. Any1 entered can further the story, unless they are dubbul posting. The general format of the story will be dialog, (ie.)

Ep:W00t teh evil hamster has been destroyed.

Dlta: Yeah now we have the sacred sock of Artemis *picks up sock*

Ome:Schweeeeet, dood.

(end ie.)

Sounds awesoem, right? RIGHT?!?!??^%&

oK, so here's the catch, during any of ur posts you can't control yourself. Ha! That's right, when you try to continue the story you have to use other characters! This may seem limiting, but when we get lotsa fictional characters in it'll all be good.
Wanna know another rule? NO FLAMING!! Don't insult other people by making them say something that would insult them. Of course, fun remarks that could seem insulting are ok as long as the target knows he/she is joking. We all like joking people, rite, (loljof).

Anyways, I can't start yet cuz' I'm the only character in the story right now, and I can't control myself in my posts. So, someone else come up and say something like, "yo dood i wanna join" or something to the same effect. Then in my next post I can start the story.

And, as a final note,
banana phone.

[Overlord Epsilon]

What the.....?

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o more reiteration!
If any1 needs farther explanation just ask....

[Overlord Omega]

Epsilon: Did you hear the news?!

Omicron: No. What's going on?

Epsilon: Nolan has been carried away by that giant bird king in Windwaker! (I'm blanking on it's real name. srry.)

Omicron: NOOOOOOOOO! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO PLAY WITH DURING PIRATE MONKEY TABLE TIME?!

Epsilon: ...what?

Omicron. Nothing. But we can't do this by ourselves, and we're going to need help.

Epsilon: Right! We need Omega, Gamma, Delta and Manfred Von Richtoven!

Omicron: Perfect! Sounds like a plan!

Gamma: *Crashes in through the roof* What? I heard my name!

Epsilon: HEY JEFFREY!

Gamma: ... *twitch*

Epsilon: Just yanking ya. We all know your real name is Geoffrey.

Omicron: OMG! You're Geoffrey?!

Gamma: I haven't gone by that name since before you were born!

Omicron: I thought he was just a myth.

Gamma: Oh... he is very much real.... or WAS real.

[Overlord Epsilon]

*shakes head*

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GAm: Isn't that bird thing's name helmarock king or something?

Ep: I dunno there's that one boss in LttP that is like helmasaur king so I always get them mixed up. /:

Ome: YOU GUYS! R'nt we going to save Nolan?!?

Gam: Who??

Ome: That skinny little stick thing that hangs around with us and eats a lot?

Gam: OH YEAH! I remember that guy!

Ep: y would we want to save him?

Ome: ummmm.... let me think...... oh, cuz, we haven't eaten cereal out of his chest bowl yet?

Gam: *gasp* I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! ZOMG we gotta go save him!

*the quadro go off to save NOlan!*

[Overlord Omega]

Epsilon: You guys go ahead. I'm just gonna crawl under this rock and be anti-socail.

Omicron: Okey Dokey.

Gamma: Wow... the forsaken fortress looks even scarier during the day.

Omicron: It does that.

Gamma: Didn't you say that Delta and the Red Barron were gonna come along.

Omicron: Yeah... but Delta is off fighting in the shark war and I don't want to distract him.

Gamma: Gotcha.

(A few miles up the road.)

Epsilon: GUYS! GUYS!

Omicron: Hey, Ep, how's the rock?

Epsilon: Screw the rock! Listen, there's a big red flying object coming our way... and I think it's armed.

Omicron: OMG!

Gamma: It's the Red Baron! He heard our prayers!

Omicron: Yay Germans!

(Plane crashes just a few feet from out heroes)

RB: Autsch! Diese dumme Fläche von meinen ist defekt! Ich sollte sie an etwas Punkt vermutlich regeln.

Omicron: ....beg pardon?

RB: Nicht sprechen Sie Deutsches? Sie sind ein fetter, fauler Amerikaner.

Omicron: Shit. Damn Germans... I can't understand a word he's saying. Screw that idea.

Gamma: No! Wait! Hold on a second. (To the red baron)Ahem... Ich spreche Deutsches.

RB: Danken Sie Gott! Jetzt können wir über jenen dummen Amerikanern hinter ihren Rückseiten lustig machen!

Gamma: Ja. The'll nie Verdächtiger eine Sache. Deutsche sind das beste!

Omicron: Geoff! What is he saying?!

Gamma: Oh! Um.. he says he LOVES Americans and will be glad to help us.

Omicron: Oh! Great, then!

Gamma: Dummkopf.

Omicron: What?

Gamma: Nothing.

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Ome: Hey guys, I've been silent for some odd reason only known to the gods, but I actually have this AUTHENTIC translator from Tim Burton's 1996 movie "Mars Attack"!

GAm: OMG rlly?!?

Ome: yeah rlly!

ep: kewl

ome: ok so, red baron, let's try out the translator.

RB: Let us be peaceful to one another!

Ome: awesome it works

Ep: wait a sec, I just thot of this, but what are we riding on?

Gam:WTF?!?!? We're not riding anything!

All:ahhhhhhhhhh

*everyone falls into the ocean*

Gam: D'Arvit now we're underwater!

Ep: Where r we anywayz?

Ome:*gasp* I know where we are!

*Omega and the Red Baron break out into singing the of Fraggle Rock theme song*

Ep: OH FUCK I HATE THAT SHOW!!!!

Gam: We have been forsaken!

[Overlord Omega]

Gamma: We appear to be standing on some sort of floating metal island.

RB: I love Americans. Let's be peaceful.

Epsilon: Are you sure that translator thing is working?

Omicron: Sure I'm sure!

Epsilon: If you say so.

Gamma: Listen! I hear footsteps below! This isn't an island... it's a submarine!

Omicron: Oh great. It's probably filled with stupid Germans or something.

RB: You're a funny American! I love Americans! Let's be peaceful!

Omicron: Awww... I love you too, Manfred!

Epsilon: Look! The hatch is opening!

(Tall man is blue trench caot enters)

Nemo: Greetings young overlords! I am captain Nemo, commander of the Nautilus. You and your friends are going to stay with me forever because I'm extremely paranoid and have several undiagnosed mental health problems!

Epsilon: Well, that cinches it. We're fucked.

Gamma: Wait a second... what's that ahead?

Omicron: OMG! It's a giant maelstrom!

Epsilon: No wait... NOW we're fucked.

[Overlord Epsilon]

Funny....

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Nemo:But I haven't even encountered the abraham yet!

Ome:Well maybe if your lucky the book will end on a part-cliff hanger, and return in that other book where you give these stranded people food and shelter because you actually survived the end of this book and ended up stranded in an underwater cave for twenty years until your killed off by old age while the main characters of said other book watch you writhe?

Ep:That woz a run-on sentence becca!

Gam:Freeking dumbass!

*Epsilon notices the Red Baron is talking through his communicator*

Ep:Hey red, whatya doin'?

Red:I'm calling the mother ship.... errr, I mean I'm ordering brotweirst.

Ome:I don't believe you! I think that the germans have teamed up with the martians and now plan to invade Hyrule in a quest to destroy all those with pointy ears! I can't believ I sang the Fraggle Rock theme song with you!!

Red:Let's be peaceful!

Gam:Omicron! I don't think that translator is working! Freeking dumbass!

*suddenly a large ufo comes down*

Red:Beam me up, scotty!

Ep:No, he got away!

Ome:But he left his plane!

Gam:Freeking dumbass.

Nemo:May I come with you? I was planning to keep you locked in this ship for the rest of your lives, but....

Ome:Sure, come on!

*Gamma, Omega, Epsilon, and Cpt. Nemo all get on the abandoned red baron's plane and start flying toward the MARTIAN ATTACK!! UFo*

[Overlord Omega]

Epsion: Oh my God... look at all the Germans!

Gamma: Wait a sec... aren't we forgetting something?

Nemo: Um... I think that croc-wearing chap of yours forgot to board that plane.

Gamma: ...FUCK!

(plane turns around and picks up Omicron)

Omicron: Thanks for including me, guys!

Epsilon: Would you care to elaborate on that?

Omicron: Later! Right now we need to attack the oncoming German army!

Gamma: (whispering into a microphone) Okaykerle, meine Fläche hat unter Ihnen Recht. Werden Sie fertig, die Flugkörper fallenzulassen.

Epsion: Gamma... what are you saying? Are... are you speaking GERMAN?!

Gamma: No... (hides microphone behind back)

Nemo: LOOK! THE GERMAN PLANES! THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!

Epsilon: Someone has given out our location to the Germans! But who... *glares at Gamma*

Omicron: Gamma... tell me it isn't true! You'd... you'd never... but... we're your FREINDS!

Gamma: *is surrounded by a cloud of smoke and when it clears is dressed like Hitler* ANYTHING TO HELP DER MOTHERLAND! *climbs up a rope that has been lowered by a German helicopter* STRUDELKUKEN! STRUDELKUKEN!

Omicron: No.... Gamma... he's... he's...

Epsilon: We have been forsaken.

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Ome:What are going to do now?!??

Eps:If only we had some red-clad German fighting undead twin pistol-weilding vampire to help us!

Eps:If only we had some red-clad German fighting undead twin pistol-weilding vampire to help us!

Ome:Shutup! You don't need to say it twice.

????:Who's laughin' now, Nazi, who's laughin' now?!??

Ome:*fangirl gasp*

Nemo:Who is that?

Eps:It's that guy from the Alucard series!

Alucard:Hello, Nemo!

Nemo:Alucard! I haven't seen you since you impaled me all too many years ago!

Alucard:Good times.

Nemo:Will you help fight off these Germans?

Alucard:Ha! I've been fighting Germans for 3 volumes already!

Eps:W00TZ0RZ!!

Ome:*still fangirl gasping*

*Everyone rides towards the German/MARS ATTACK!! Mothership.

Eps:We're finally here.

*MARS ATTACK!! Martian come out*

Martian:Let's be peaceful!

Ome:It's a trap!

Nemo:Alucard?

Alucard:You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!

Martian:Let's be peaceful!

*Alucard shoots the hell out of Martian*

Eps:That workd.

Eps:That workd.

Nemo:O_o

Eps:It happens. -__-

*The group goes inside the UFO*

Jof:Its..... THAT GUY FROM THE ALUCARD SERIES?!?

Eps: o_#

Ome:We'll shtop u, jofry!!

Jof:Blehehehe Bleck! U cannot stop me, nubz! I am teh l337zorz!!

*Jof splits in two, one half forming Ninja Jof, and the other forming Kisling*

Ome:Alucard shoot them!

Alucard:Hmph.

Ome:Plz??

*Alucard shoots the hell out of Ninja Jofry*

Ninja Jof: That's not nice... for a ghost to do.

Kisling:NOOOOO!!!! MY BROTHAH!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!

Alucard:Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame. It's time somebody put you in your place, human!

Kisling:NO! I..... gyaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

*Kisling transforms into the Vampire Evil King*

Alucard:This will be interesting.

VEK(Vampire Evil King):Get out of the way, actors! The director must not be disturbed!

*VEK bites Nemo then throws him into the sea*

Alucard:Dammit to hell! Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle!"

*Enter the amazing flyin' Alucard*

Alucard:Control Art Restriction system reduced to lvl.3....2..1.. Cromwell Approval is in effect until target has been disposed of...

VEK:Wha-WOT IZ TAT!!??

Alucard:HAHAHAHAHA!

*Alucard shoots off VEK's legs*

VEK:ahhh!! teh painzorz!

Alucard:Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!

VEK:ahhhhhh!

Alucard:You're just like the rest... a disappointment. You were a Piece of Shit as a Vampire, now you're a Piece of Dog Shit!"

*Baskerville devours VEK*

Eps:Kewl

Eps:Kewl

Ome:*sigh*

[Overlord Omega]

Epsilon: Wait a sec... wern't we supposed to be recuing NOLAN?!

Omicron: Oh yeah. I forgot about that guy. I was too busy watching Fuzzy the Uber German being owned by Alucard.

Epsilon: Yeah... say... where'd he go?

Omicron: I think he left with Omega. Um... so... Nolan?

Epsion: Right. TO THE FORSAKEN FORTRESS!

(hours later)

Omicron: We've arrived! And look! There's Nolan!

Nolan: (is seen sitting in cage and eating a pizza) MMMMM! HY GUYS! (tries to stand up but slips on pizza grease)

Epsilon: Yup. That's our Nolan...

Omicron: Right. Let's bust this noob outta here!

Epsilon: Nolan!

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Psi:Huh? Wuzzza dat'? *blank stare* DOOD! Look! It's pizza.

Eps:Hey Nolan!

Psi:Wazzafrazza??

Eps:Nolan we've come to save you!

Psi:Oh.... but this pizza...

Eps:OH YEAH!! J00 still owe Omicron 397,562,884 dollars for the VERY late Pizza, Coke, and French Fries he ordered at Nolan Hut 2 years ago.... Wait, 398,597,132 dollars, and rising.

Psi:O-O Fuck! Save me!!

Eps:We r here to save you, Nolan!

Psi:No! I need to be saved from U!

?????:Did someone need some savin'?

Psi:My chainsaw-weilding hero!

Eps:It's...IT'S.. it's the good guy from Evil Dead!

Ash:Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

Psi:ooooh shiny gun!

Ash:Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!

Eps:Dammit to hell!!

Ash:Cmon' Baby.

*Ash takes Nolan farther inside the dungeon*

Eps:o_0 Did he just call Nolan "Baby"?

[Overlord Epsilon]

Interesting.

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You don't want to join in the fun, Epsilon?
WE SHALL DRAG YOU FACE FIRST INTO THE PITS OF HELL IF WE HAVE TO!

[Overlord Omega]

He wants to sit under his rock, remember? He'd still be there if the red baron didn't scare him out.

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Oh yeah.....
ur turn *hint*

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This can be moved to the RP section, as well.