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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 28, 2008 12:24:02 GMT -6
Granted, but it's a miniature, and it gets rabies, so your mom has to shoot it.
I wish I had less zits.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 28, 2008 12:26:56 GMT -6
Granted, but your back is covered with backne (as Chelsea calls it) and soon your body is taken over by the backne.
I wish I had a Fur Trader Action Figure with kung-fu grip. (Redux!)
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 28, 2008 12:30:42 GMT -6
LOL! Ranted, but the fur traders steal it.
I wish I had a doctor who action figure. (I know I'm just setting myself up for hell on this one.)
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 28, 2008 12:32:55 GMT -6
Ranted? Anyways.... Granted, but Doctor Who jumps a shark on water skis and steals it, causing you to be depressed and commit suicide.
I wish male blood elves weren't gay.
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Post by akikowolf on Jun 28, 2008 12:45:25 GMT -6
LMBO. OMGS ranted? Haha that made me laugh so hard. Omgs ranted. Everytime I think of it know I have to hold back a loud cackley laughy thingy.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 28, 2008 12:46:23 GMT -6
Granted, but the male TROLLS ARE! WAHAHAHAHAHHA!\
I wish I could waterski better than the Doctor.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 28, 2008 12:50:38 GMT -6
Granted, but while attempting to impersonate the Fonz and Doctor Who, a shark eats you.
I wish for some pie.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 28, 2008 13:00:10 GMT -6
Whos Coctor who? Granted, but it's mud pie. I wish I was taller.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 28, 2008 13:27:03 GMT -6
Granted, but you're so tall you can't support your own weight, and you die. And the universe implodes.
I wish I was over nine THOUSAAAAAND!
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Post by akikowolf on Jun 28, 2008 13:30:32 GMT -6
(as in age?) Granted, but the universe implodes because you sped up the aging process so that you are currently nine thousand meaning that everything had to change to nine thousand (years) in a matter of seconds. Yeah, I got nothing. (someone come up with a better one if you'd like.) I wish for world peace.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 29, 2008 19:25:45 GMT -6
Granted, but since its humans that inhabit the Earth, world peace lasts for a period of 12 seconds before going back to war.
I wish I had a pet griffin.
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Post by akikowolf on Jun 29, 2008 20:12:52 GMT -6
Granted, but it flys away. Teehee.
I wish for eternal happiness.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 30, 2008 8:31:12 GMT -6
Granted, but you become parylized. You're still happy though, and uncontrollably so.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 30, 2008 8:31:52 GMT -6
I wish my dishwasher worked.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 30, 2008 10:34:15 GMT -6
Granted, but it is always boiling when it comes out.
I wish I had a cream pie to throw at the people who aren't on the Omniverse.
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Post by akikowolf on Jun 30, 2008 14:33:32 GMT -6
Granted, but they turn into rocks as they enter the air and continue on their path and then you get sued or whatever.
I wish I could go to Japan or at least Europe.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jul 1, 2008 10:06:23 GMT -6
Granted, but while there, the mafia kills you.
I wish fur traders would have been less of pricks in the past.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jul 1, 2008 23:14:47 GMT -6
Granted, but the Native Americans were, so as a result all of our ancestors died and there's no America.
I wish I could dance better than Chelsea.
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jul 5, 2008 20:45:23 GMT -6
Granted, but the DISCO KING! comes and inflicts horrible puncture wounds upon you. And the universe implodes.
I wish I could use a hyper delay with myself, Jake, and Geoff using awesome-fied versions of Hyper Apple for You!, Proton Cannon, and Ice Storm (respectively) and kill all our enemies.
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Post by omicron27 on Aug 6, 2008 18:05:44 GMT -6
Granted, but Eclair does a 2-women combo with herself, Vyers does a 4-man combo with himself, and the prism rangers do a six-man combo with eachother, ensuring that the universe will soon implode, unless Jade sez otherwise.
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