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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 27, 2007 22:00:00 GMT -6
Well, I finally conquered the City of Sharks under my bed, so I should probably tell the story of how.
First Battle, The Battle of Little Great White: This battle pitted my Stuffed eagles against the Shark infantry in a battle over the Foam Toucan. Both sides were pretty even until the Shark's artillery hit. Those Sharks have terrible aim, instead of hitting my Eagle brigade, they hit their allies. After they killed off their allies, they were easy picking for my brigade. Winner: Me.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 10:11:00 GMT -6
Delta... what the crap? lol!  Well, are the skarks more or less destroyed, or do you think they'll make a comeback? |
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 14:58:40 GMT -6
Battle 2: The Battle of Shark Run: Well, this battle was one of the bloodiest in the war. It took place at the upper right end of the Underbed, and involved a raiding party of my puppets fighting a regiment of the shark cavalry. My puppets were forced to be on the defensive waiting or reinforcments, all the while the shark cavalry was trying to get them out of their position. When the sharks finally broke through they were met with a hail of blades from a puppet ambush. The fighting in that spot went on for an hour until the sharks emerged victorious. Consequently, General M.T.Adder, leader of the puppet raiders was killed and stuffed. Winner The Sharks.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 15:02:57 GMT -6
Oh no! Those stupid overgrown trout! Get help from your paper parrots!
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Post by Overlord Theta on Dec 29, 2007 16:49:49 GMT -6
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I AM DECLARING TODAY CAPSLOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 17:01:52 GMT -6
Omigod Rowan... stick with the subject of the thread, will ya?  LOL! |
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 18:09:39 GMT -6
First of all, I'm starting to think that you guys have problems.
Ignoring that (and more importantly).........Since when did ROWAN join the overlords!
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 29, 2007 18:14:55 GMT -6
That's what I said!
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 18:20:55 GMT -6
Eli, to avoid some large arguement, I think that you should just move on. We'll sort that out later.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 23:04:05 GMT -6
She joined this morning. She felt... left out. |
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 29, 2007 23:22:07 GMT -6
She can't just join! We have a system! Anyway, just move on. We'll sort that out later.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 29, 2007 23:23:42 GMT -6
Allright.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 30, 2007 13:59:41 GMT -6
Good. K Eli, continue. Please, before some other distraction comes up!
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Post by Overlord Delta on Dec 30, 2007 18:03:13 GMT -6
Battle 3: The Battle of Bunker Bed: This was one of the key battles in the war. Basically, the Shark leader decided it was time to strike at my bird-calling birds (you know, the ones that make bird noises when you squeeze them). He never expected what happened next. Colonel S. Pheasant, leader of the bird-calling forces, had foresaw this coming. He had prepared a defense of long-ranged Toucan Cannons. When the Shark forces got in range, he promptly open-fired with his Toucan Cannons. The resulting impact cruched 3/4 of the Shark main force. This huge loss of troops in little time caused the Shark army (the whole army) to lose morale. The army had to double the wages of the soldiers to keep them from deserting. Winner: Me.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 31, 2007 13:28:27 GMT -6
So why are the sharks attacking the birds anyway?
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 12:18:38 GMT -6
Because, those are my stuffed birds, and the we were at war with the Sharks.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 12:43:05 GMT -6
How much longer can the sharks sustain this war finacailly?
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jan 1, 2008 13:23:23 GMT -6
Until one of us won, basically, the Shark city is make from gold, covered in precious gems, and they have more money than the US, China, Britain, and Japan at the same time.
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 1, 2008 15:41:05 GMT -6
Oh. So they can afford to increase the wages, then.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 1, 2008 16:19:10 GMT -6
Well then the sharks have a financial advantage, but what advantages do the birds have?
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