Omicron's Top Ten Lists of Doom

[omicron27]

Yay for top ten lists! Yay for me!

First on the list:
TOP TEN BEST SNES GAMES EVAH:

10.The Lost Vikings
9.Tales of Phantasia
8.Alien Soldier
7.The Secret of Mana
6.Zombies Ate My Neighbors
5.Super Mario RPG
4.Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
3.Super Mario World
2.Megaman X
1.Super Metroid


Games that almost made the cut:

Legend of the Mystical Ninja
Kid Icarus, (except it's an NES game. /
Megaman X 2 (except that would get repetetive)
Megaman X 3 (ditto)
Sparkster (except I've never played it)
Yoshi's Island
Mario Paint
Super Mario Allstars (except it's cheap and is 4 games in one)
Assault Suit Valken

[Overlord Delta]

Next for N64!

[omicron27]

Yup.
I thot for NES I would only do a top 5 list as there aren't as many good NES games....
Oh well. I'll get teh 64' list done within the week.

[omicron27]

Like right now!

Top ten best N64 games evah.

10.Starfox 64
9.Banjo Two-e
8.Rayman 2
7.Super Mario 64
6.Super Smash Bros.
5.Sin & Punishment
4.Quest 64
3.Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2.Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
1.Paper Mario

[omicron27]

Heck, I'll do another one.
Top 5 NES games evah!

5.Paperboy
4.Castlevania
3.Kid Icarus
2.Legend of Zelda
1.Super Mario Bros.

[Overlord Delta]

Castlevania 3 is completely better than 1. What about Punch-Out? Or Metroid? Or Gradius. And you can't forget something as awesome as Contra. You even forgot Super Mario Bros. 3.

[Overlord Delta]

Next, post one for Genesis.

[omicron27]

I actually like Castlevania 1 better 3, but perhaps only for nostalgia. (:
Punchout was pretty good as well.... hmmmm maybe I shoulda put it in.
The original Metroid really wozn't very good, IMO.
Gradius was kind of annoying because you had to keep pressing the button over and over again, (I think that was Gradius?)
I think I didn't put SMB3 in cuz' it's too much like SMB1. (Yes, I know, I'm contradictory.)
And I've never played Contra.

[omicron27]

Top 2 Turbografx games evah.

2.Dungeon Explorer
1.Soldier Blade


....Yeah I've only played two...

[Overlord Epsilon]

Most of those are good games. Which game was Contra again? I think I might have borrowed it years and years ago from Delta.

[omicron27]

It's a run&Gun. 1-hit kills you.

[Overlord Delta]

Indeed.

[omicron27]

that's a very big indeed.

[Overlord Epsilon]

....I can't remember.

[omicron27]

I'll do another, when I stop being lazy.

[omicron27]

I've stopped being lazy! NEXT: top ten most epic moments!

10.[Xenosaga Spoilers] Albedo's Scene
I don't know much about Xenosaga, I hardly know anything at all.
However, I am an otaku, and youtube these things anyways. I find a video titled 'uncensored albedo decapitation scene.' I thought that sounded pretty cool so I clicked on it. I regretted my decision. Momo walks into a dark hallway, and sees a reallian cadavar on the ground. She kneels down to examine it when something catches her eye. There he is, that man of the hour, Albedo. He is sitting on a bloody throne with a corpse of a realian on his lap. He looks at Momo, and smiles. Not an ordinary smile either, this is a REALLY creepy smile. He breaks off the arm of the realian and tosses it aside. Getting up, Albedo walks towards Momo, taking a knife out of his pocket. This knife is like some kind of sinister looking butcher knife, and you can tell Albedo has done some bad stuff with it because of the insane look in his eyes. By the time he is standing next to Momo he is absolutely looming over her, with that same wicked smile. Momo is too terrified to move. Albedo kneels down next to her and puts his knife right next to Momo's face. I thought he was going to stab her in the eye because that knife looked like it could in an instant. Albedo doesn't harm her, though, he just stands up. Momo almost seems relieved, but still terrified. All of a sudden Albedo cuts off his own arm and starts laughing. The arm lands right next to Momo and the blood lands on her head. Albedo keeps laughing, and laughing AND LAUGHING! Then he cuts off his head! His OWN FREAKING HEAD!! Momo is starting to faint at this time so the screen starts going dark. Then ALBEDO LAUGHS EVEN MORE!!! As he regenerates his head all he can do is laugh over the fainted body of Momo. He. is. creepy. This scene is so creepy that it's epic, even if I have no idea what's going on.

9.[Final Fantasy 2 Spoilers] Minwu's death and life
Firion, Maria and Guy need the Ultima spell to defeat the emperor. They ascend up a tower where it is said to be kept, but alas, the spell is blocked by a powerful forcefield that they cannot break. Minwu (who just so happens to be my favorite character in ANY final fantasy game,) comes in, says some epic stuff, (which I sadly cannot remember,) and sacrifices his life to break the seal and save the world. Later, when he meets the fallen angel emperor, he refuses the offer of the emperor. The emperor says to him that if he forgives the emperor that he will give Minwu eternal paradise. I was really confused as to why Minwu refused the offer, but after some long thought I decided why.

8.[Evolution Worlds Spoilers] The love of a childhood friend
Linear, the evolutia of rebirth, was created by the ancients to rebuild the world after Yurka, the evolutia of destruction, had destroyed it. Linear had forgotten all of this when Asrock found her, though. Asrock sent Linear back to his home where she met Mag. Before meeting Mag Linear never revealed any of her emotions, but she soon became a good friend with Mag. Mag gave her an ocarina and she soon became very good at playing it. However, Eugene of the Eighth Imperial Army found out she was Evolutia, and kidnapped her. This is where the epicness begins. The scene where Eugene reveals that Linear is evolutia is extremely epic, as well as the one after the battle. Eugene shoots Mag, giving him a fatal wound. However, Linear grows HUGE wings of light and recovers Mag. Then, she says the first line she ever says in the entire game. She says "You okay Mag?"
All Mag does is nod. Epic central. At the end of the game Linear believes that the world needs to be destroyed because of all the pain and suffering in the world, but Mag comes in and all he does is play the ocarina he gave to Linear so many years before. That ocarina was very significant to both of them, and represent all that is good in the world for Linear. Linear decides to help Mag save the world in the end.

7.[Kingdom Hearts 2 Spoiler] Goodbye
For the first part of the game you play as a boy named Roxas. Roxas is a pretty kewl character, by my standards. Roxas soon learns that he is living in digital reality and that he is only the nobody of someone else, Sora. At the end of Roxas' part of the game, he comes upon a huge flower that opens up to reveal Sora. Roxas knows that Sora cannot awaken unless he becomes one with him, but Roxas does not want to lose his emotions and memories. In the end, Roxas does what has to be done. Before he combines with Sora, he says "You're lucky Sora, you're time is just starting... Looks like my summer vacation.. is over...."
Now that is one epic line.

6.[Custom Robo Spoilers] The Outside World?
In the world of Custom Robe, Rahu destroyed most of humanity and the entire ecosystem of earth before he was stopped. The citizens were put into a large life-supporting dome, and brain-washed so that they thought the wall of the dome was the end of the world. When Hero, Harry, and Marcia become class S commanders, they are told that there is space behind the wall, and that the people have been lied to by the government. Moral and ethical disputes ensue.

5.[Phantom Brave Spoilers] The Ultimate Sacrifice
In the final series of cutscenes of Phantom Brave, nearly all the important character that are still alive die. Marona and Ash are forced to kill Rapheal, which made me really sad all by itself. Then Sprout has to go and try to defeat Sulphur. Now Sprout is a really amazing character. He has been training for thirty years so that he can get his revenge on Sulphur, who killed his wife and daughter in front of his own eyes. Sprout has given into hatred, making enemies even of his closest friends. Raphael says to him earlier "Killing Sulphur will not bring back your lost wife and daughter. Revenge will not ease your pain." Sprout responds "Shutup! You know nothing of my pain! You know nothing of my hatred!" In the end, however, it is Sprout's hatred that Sulphur uses to return to Ivoire. Ironicly depressing. Because of this Marona and Ash are forced to kill yet another. Marona tells Sprout that he must fight the hatred within him, and that the only thing hatred brought to the world is pain. Realizing this, Sprout regrets wasting the last thirty years, and kills himself to relieve him of his pain. This is when Sulphur materializes. After a battle between it and Marona, Sulphur is still too strong to be banished to another dimension. This is when Walnut walks in. Walnut says that pain and suffering are all a part of life, and that there is no escaping it, but what Sprout did, to give into hatred, was to run from the world. Walnut, in his last words, apologizes to Castille that he could not be a better brother. Castille now just realizes that Walnut is her brother. Walnut sacrifices himself to weaken Sulpher enough to be banished. Castille tells mocha and the other putties to banish it. This is a very important moment in Castille's life, because it's the first time she has ever been truly helpful, as all her life she has been a burden to her parents.

4.[Tales of the Abyss Spoilers] Deaths in the family
Sync is my favorite character in Tales of the Abyss. I really connected with him, and I personally grew attached. When you fight Sync for the second time, you are in the core of Auldrant.
After you beat him he says to you "In the end, only those of us who are useful are kept alive out of pity." After this he throws himself into the core. For the first time in his life Ion cries, he cries because of how sad Sync's death was. Van later revived Sync, however, and he was back to trying to replicate the world. When Luke and Asch fight in Eldraunt, Asch is left to fight against the ensueing army of the new order. Asch says to them "Your fight is with me, Asch--no, Luke fon Fabre!" This is overly epic because Asch has finally come to realize that him and Luke are two different people, and that everyone else has thought that all along. Asch is proud to hold his old name for the first time in nine years. Then, later, as Luke approaches the final stretch of New Hodd, Asch is killed by the soldiers. He says to Luke "It looks like... I had a little trouble. The rest is... up to... you... " As if that wasn't sad enough, you then have to fight Sync. Sync explains that he never has had a true purpose in life. "I wasn't even created with a purpose. I was born a piece of meat. " This made feel really bad. But then he has to die too! SO DEPRESSING!
His last words are "Van...destroy...Lorelei..." suggesting that despite thinking he was worthless he still believed that replicating the world was the right thing to do. This is someone that cares nothing about himself but everything for the world.


*To Be Continued*

[omicron27]

Top ten most badass Treasure bosses.

10.Shield Viper, from Alien soldier. Fought in stage 22, this guy is the penpenpenultimate boss, and also the hardest boss in the game. He may not be too badass-looking, but the sheer difficulty and time limit for this battle has crippled my attempts of beating Super Hard mode on many occasions.
9.Melon Bread, from Gunstar Heroes and Alien Soldier. He's Melon Bread, nuff' said.
8.Curry & Rice, from Gunstar heroes. This guy killed me SO many times when I was a kid. His battle is creative, and he has an awesome name. Oh yeah, watch out for his head.
7.Epsilon1, from Alien Soldier. You do NOT want to fuck with this guy. You stand no chance at all unless you have more than 3000 Lancer ammo, and even then he can kill you in 3 or 4 hits on superhard mode. And for the record, yes I think giant mechanical eagles look pretty badass, ok?
6.Baby Face, from Heady. This guy is freakin' awesome. First, he's a baby's head on a stick, then he's a boy's head on a stick, then he's a man's head on a stick, then he's an old man's head on a stick, now THAT'S hardcore. Just when you think he'll kill you he has a heart attack. Poor guy.
5.Amoeba Seemer, from Sin & Punishment. I hate this guy. Due to his extreme difficulty, I will NEVER beat hard mode. *sniff*
4.Black Fly, from Gunstar Heroes. On Easy, Normal, and Hard modes this guy is only another obstacle on the long road to the final boss. BUT! on Very Hard mode, (aka might as well just shoot yourself now mode,) his triple spinning laser is SO FREAKING FAST that it becomes impossible to avoid. Because of this, you have to beat every other freakin' boss on the stage without taking ANY DAMAGE! otherwise Black Fly will inevitably kill you. Ouch.
3.Dark Demon, from Heady. This guy gets so far into the countdown for one reason and one reason only: HE'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!! He is the hardest boss in any game I have ever faced, period. Besides that, though, he's kinda lame.
2.Wolfgunblood/Garopa, from Alien Soldier. He is an undead space-cowboy with a hand-held machinegun riding a giant, blue wolf, with eyes the color of blood, hungry for mutant flesh. AND HIS NAME IS WOLFGUNBLOOD/GAROPA?!? WTF??! Now if that isn't badass, I dunno what is.
1.Seven Force, from Gunstar Heroes and Alien Soldier. Ok, you know a boss has got to be badass when he appears in more than one Treasure game. This guy fights in seven forms, consisting of what can exceed 20 minutes of merciless, hardcore robo-busting. He also looks badass to the power of extreme.

[Overlord Delta]

I remember the censored scene from Xenosaga, man even that was epic.

[omicron27]

Indeed.

[omicron27]

Ok, I know I'm obsessive. Anyways, this top ten will be:
top ten characters in TWEWY!!!!

10.Yodai Higashizawa
Higashizawa is the first GM in the game, so he's a pretty shallow character. He uses food-based metaphors every other sentence, and is one of the funniest characters in the game, (ok, maybe not.) One of his best quotes is "You are a bruise on the tomato of my heart."

9.Uzuki
Uzuki is an amazing character. She is absolutely OBSESSED with rising through the reaper hierarchy, and is a perfect partner for Kariya. Nonetheless she tries to enjoy her job, messing with the player's heads early in the game.

8.Megumi Kitaniji
Kitaniji, (also known as 'shades') is probably the most stylish character in this entire game. I really can't say much without spoilers, so let's just say he's awesome.

7.Shiki
Shiki is very fashionable, and very determined with her views. Her and Neku did NOT get along at first, and their relationship is one of my favorites in any rpgs. I cared more about fashion in this game more than I have in my entire life, and I have her to thank for it.

6.Kariya
Kariya is my second favorite reaper. He's much more than meets the eye. At first, he seems unenthused, bored, and that he had lost his goals. Later I saw that he is just the opposite of these, and freaking badass to boot.

5.Daisaku Bito
Also known as Beat. Beat is unintelligent, violent, and loves skateboarding. I hated him at first, too. However, I soon saw that he was just a regular shmo trying to make the most of the game, and he went through many troubles for others.

4.Hanekoma
Hanemkoma is mysterious, stylish, and overly intelligent. He knows just about everything, and is always behind the scenes.

3.Joshua
Joshua is a really annoying character. I absolutely hated him at first. However, as time passed, I started to realized how biased I was against him. I saw things from his perspective, and everything started to make sense. He's tired of the world, and is looking for a something to liven up his life. He's a sarcastic bastard, and I love him for that. Oh, and he's got Jesus Beams. Nuf' said.

2.Neku Sakaruba
Neku is an amazing character. He's at least ten or twenty steps ahead of any other squenix main character. He's angsty, anti-social, intelligent, and sarcastic. What more could one ask for?
I loved seeing him grow out of his inhabitions throughout the game.

1.Sho Minamimoto
Minamimoto is zetta freakin' awesome. He's an insane genuise, and he uses mathematical terms in regular speech. He cheats his way past death, and affectively kills off an angel for nearly a week! MINAMIMOTO LIVES!