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Post by omicron27 on Feb 26, 2008 15:42:37 GMT -6
ANOTHER OMNIBUS!! THIS TIME WITH NIGHTM4RE B4 CHRISTMAS!!!
Jack Skellington [Singing] And since I am dead, I can take off my head, to recite Shakespearean quotations / No animal or man can SCREAM like I can, with the fury of my recitations! [Singing] What's this? / What's this? / There's carpet everywhere / What's this? / There's white things in the air / What's this? / I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming / Wake up, Jack! This isn't fair! / What's this? [Singing] There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead! And they call him "Sandy Claws". [Singing] Of course I've been too close to see, the answer's right in front of me! [Singing] Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it! [Singing] You know, I think this Christmas thing / Is not as tricky as it seems, / And why should they have all the fun? / It should belong to anyone! / Not anyone, in fact, but me! / Why, I could make a Christmas tree, / And there's no reason I can find / I couldn't handle Christmas time! / I bet I could improve it, too, / And that's exactly what I'll do! Eureka! This year Christmas will be ours!
Mayor Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself! [Singing] What a splendid idea! This "Christmas" sounds fun. I fully endorse it — let's try it at once! Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our times! The King of Halloween has been blown to smithereens! Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust!
Sally Mmmmm drink up! [Singing] I sense there's something in the wind/ that feels like tragedy at hand./ And though I'd like to stand by him/ can't shake this feeling that I have. [singing] And will we ever / End up together? / No, I think not / It's never to become / For I am not the one.
Santa ME on vacation?! On Christmas Eve? [Singing] Release me now or you must face the dire consequences! [Singing] Release me fast, or you will have to answer for this heinous act! Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any sense in this insane asylum!
Dr. Finkelstein Frog's Breath? Nothing's more suspicious than Frog's Breath!! You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl! You can come out now if you promise to behave. Sally? Sally? Oooooh! Gone again! [To his new creation] You will be a decided improvement over that treacherous Sally. We'll have conversations worth having.
Oogie Boogie [Singing] Well, well, well. What have we here? / Sandy Claws, huh? Ooooh, I'm really scared (!) / So YOU'RE the one everybody's talkin' about, HA HA HA HA! / You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my eyes! / You're jokin' me! You gotta be! This CAN'T be the right guy! / He's ancient. He's UGLY. I don't know which is worse! / I might just split a seam, now, if I don't die laughin' first! / Mister Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand. / You'd better pay attention, now, 'cause I'm the Boogie Man, / And if you aren't SHAKIN', there's somethin' very wrong, / 'Cause this may be the last time you hear the Boogie Song! [Singing] The sound of rolling dice, to me, is music in the air, / 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man, although I don't play fair! / It's much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line! / Not mine, of course, but YOURS, old boy! Now that'd be just fine! You a gamblin' man, Sandy? It's Oogie's turn to Boogie now! Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be... DOUBLE DEAD! My bugs! My bugs!
Other Narrator: Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, / In a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams; / For the story that you are about to be told / Took place in the holiday worlds of old. / Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. / If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.
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Police Officer: Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.
Dialogue Jack: Forgive me, Mr. Claws. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday. Santa: Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?! The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to HER. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any SENSE around this insane asylum! [mutters to himself] Skeletons, boogie-men... Jack: I hope there's still time. Santa: To save Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus!
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Clown: I looked in every mausoleum. Witches: We opened the sarcophagi! Mr. Hyde: I tromped through the Pumpkin Patch. Vampire: I peeked behind the Cyclops' Eye. I did, but he wasn't there!
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Jack: [Singing] We take an oversized sock, and hang it like this on a wall. Mr. Hyde: [eagerly] [Singing] Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot? Smaller Mr. Hyde: [Singing] Let me see, let me look! Smallest Mr. Hyde: [Singing] Is it rotted and covered with gook?!
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Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off. Sally: [correcting] Three times.
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Mayor: [cheerfully] How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack: No, how JOLLY! Mayor: Ohhh... [depressed] How jolly our Christmas will be...
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Jack: And one more thing... leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this! Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack. Shock: Of course, Jack. Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack. [They cross their fingers behind their backs.]
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Shock: [singing] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb. Barrel: [singing] I'm not the dumb one. Lock: [singing] You're no fun! Shock: [singing] Shut up! Lock: [singing] Make me!
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Lock, Shock, Barrel: [singing] Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws! / Beat him with a stick! / Lock him up for ninety years! / See what makes him tick!
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Sally: I had the most terrible vision. Jack: That's splendid! Sally: No - it was about your Christmas. There was smoke, and fire... Jack: That's not MY Christmas! MY Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it. Sally: Jack, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster! Jack: How could it be? Just follow the pattern! This part's red, the trim is white... Sally: It's a mistake, Jack! Jack: Now, don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
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Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men? Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!
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Shock: [pushing Santa down the pipe] I think he might be too big! Lock: No he's not. If he can fit down a chimney, he can fit down here.
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Kid: Santa? Jack: Merry Christmas! And what is your name? Kid: I... um... Jack: That's all right. I have a present for you anyway. There you go, sonny! [Jack slips out up the chimney, cackling as he goes] Mother: And what did Santa bring you, Honey? [The kid shows his parents his present—a shrunken head.] Mother, Father Aaaaaahhhhhh!
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Santa: [singing] Release me now, or you must face the dire consequences! / The children are expecting me, so please come to your senses... Oogie: [singing] You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my ears! / Would someone shut this fella up?! I'm drownin' in my tears! / He's funny! I'm laughing! You really are too much! / And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff. Santa: [fearfully] What are you going to do? Oogie: I'm gonna do the best I can!
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Jack: How did you get down here, Sally? Sally: Uh, well, I was trying to...well, I wanted to... Jack: To help me? Sally: I couldn't let you just... Jack: Sally, I can't believe I never realized that you... [he is interrupted by a spotlight suddenly shining on them, held by the Mayor]
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Jack: [singing] My dearest friend, if you don't mind, / I'd like to join you by your side, / Where we can gaze into the stars... Jack and Sally: [singing in unison] And sit together / Now and forever. / For it is plain / As anyone can see / We're simply meant to be.
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Post by omicron27 on Feb 27, 2008 13:59:05 GMT -6
"Davy Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow...
Elizabeth Swann: Why doesn't your compass work?
Jack Sparrow: ...My compass works fine.
Gibbs: What bodes ill for Jack bodes ill for us all.
Jack Sparrow: [To the cannibals regarding Will] Eunuchy... [Making scissors motion with his fingers] Snip-snip.
Flying Dutchman crew member: He must've been claimed by the sea.
Davey Jones: I *AM* the sea!
Lord Cutler Beckett: A marriage interrupted... or fate intervenes?
Captain Bellamy: Oh and, uh, she's probably naked.
Ragetti: He's got me eye.
Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment from the Commodore, shall we? Who was it at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rumpot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"
Norrington: ENOUGH!
[Jack somersaults off wheel, Norrington turns to Will]
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right
Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happened to mention he's in love? Wiv a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
Jack Sparrow: Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
Jack Sparrow: [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your... carbunkle?
Davey Jones: Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lay bare, all your sins punished?
Ragetti: [balancing a shovel] I can join the circus!
Jack Sparrow: Maboogie snickel snickel. Toute suite, come on!
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you no want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [Pulling it closer] No!
Tia Dalma: Den it helps.
Norrington: So am I *worthy* to sail under Captain Jack Sparrow? Or should I just kill you now?
Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.
Gibbs: ...Commodore?
Norrington: [irritably] No, not anymore, weren't you listening?
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?
Elizabeth Swann: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.
Davey Jones: Let them taste the triple guns.
Crewmember: Aye, Captain.
Davey Jones: I *am* the sea.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The die is cast. I bid three twos.
Will Turner: This key is going to help save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah. It'll save Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Marty: Keys... unlock... *things*?
Jack Sparrow: Bugger Bugger Bugger BUGGER!
Elizabeth Swann: Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other.
Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of gunpowder.
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: [hesitantly but resolutely] Aye! The rum too!
Will Turner: What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma: What, indeed.
Gibbs: The sea...?
Pintel: Sums...?
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil...?
Jack Sparrow: A woman!
Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!
Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there-I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed Pirate father.
Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.
Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good.
Jack Sparrow: I know! But it does me!
Governor Weatherby Swann: Don't worry, we'll get you out of there. Now, where's that dog with the keys?
Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female creature tells me you're troubled.
Will Turner: We can take them. Let's turn around and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.
Davey Jones: Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No!
Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones!
Elizabeth Swann: James Norrington, what has the world done to you?
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: So, you actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. You people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.
Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner.
Will Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here!
[to Tia]
Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you...
Cotton's Bird: [squawk] Walk the plank! Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?
Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
[pretends to faint]
[last lines] Barbossa: So tell me, what has become of my ship?
Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES!
Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The Bo'sun prides himself on being able to gleam flesh from bone with every strike of the lash.
Will Turner: What, so I'm supposed to think what you just did was an act of compassion?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Yes.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Every man has a price which he will willingly accept. Even for that which he never wanted to sell.
Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back, nigh, inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: I got yer back, sir.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Jack Sparrow: [to Will] Mind the boat.
Will Turner: [to Gibbs] Mind the boat.
Gibbs: [to Ragetti] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [to an anonymous sailor] Mind the boat.
Sunburned Sailor: [to Marty] Mind the boat.
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton] Mind the boat.
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat]
Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of servitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.
Elizabeth Swann: [chains Jack to the mast] It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
[leans in to kiss him, then pulls away]
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [smiles] [whispers] Pirate.
Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.
Elizabeth Swann: You're a good man, Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]
Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain none the less!`Have you not introduced yourself all these as Captain Jack Sparro'
Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!
Ragetti: Salvaging is saving, in a manner of speaking.
Pintel: There's the truth of it!
Will Turner: ...then I'll return here to marry you.
Elizabeth Swann: Properly.
Will Turner: Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[shoots the monkey]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
Gibbs: [as Jack steps onto the ship] Not quite according to plan...
Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.
Elizabeth Swann [masquerading as a boy]: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow: I'm deeply flattered, lad, but my first and only love is the sea.
Will Turner: You look beautiful.
Elizabeth Swann: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
Lord Cutler Beckett: A certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!*
Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs... I feel sullied and unusual.
Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.
Pintel: You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] Still rooting for you, mate!
[repeated line] Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost ...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow [as if he's given up]: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [to the Kraken] Hello, beastie. [Jack's last line]
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Time to go.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [to Jack Sparrow] You won't be able to talk your way out of this one.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."
If you didn't already guess, that all came from Pirates of teh Kah-ribbeon, Dead Man's Chest.
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Post by omicron27 on Feb 27, 2008 13:59:43 GMT -6
WHOA!! two omnibuses in a row??!? NO WAY!!
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Post by Overlord Epsilon on Apr 21, 2008 13:05:03 GMT -6
O.......M.........G.......
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Post by omicron27 on May 8, 2008 0:58:04 GMT -6
O.......M.........G.......
-Epsilon
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Post by omicron27 on May 13, 2008 17:53:12 GMT -6
Audi Famam Illius
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Post by Overlord Omega on May 18, 2008 6:38:23 GMT -6
Aw... what? No Hellsing omnibuses?
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Post by omicron27 on May 21, 2008 18:01:25 GMT -6
[edit] Alucard
[edit] Episode 1 "You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!" "I crave for blood on this kind of night" (For himself at first then to Victoria) Seras Victoria: "You're not human!" *runs*
"Why? Would you have shot me if I was?" "Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful, of course, if you're a bloodsucker." "Out of the way, human... Unless you'd rather become a miserable little ghoul...?"
[edit] Episode 2 "You have gone and taken all those lives, and not even because you were thirsty! Is it fun... Huh! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off...? Cheap little two bit terrors." "Show us that you aren´t the same as they"(Ferguson to Seras) "Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame."
[edit] Episode 3: Sword Dancer "It's time somebody put you in your place, human!" "This bullet was meant for a vampire, but it will do to send you to hell father!" "You're less than inhuman, a pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you back to your maker would be an act of mercy." "You humans are incomprehensible. You and the Police Girl." (To Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing)
[edit] Episode 4: Innocent as a Human "I can’t help you, I belong to a world where all is death. Your world of choices was not meant for me to interfere with" "What exactly is so amusing about exposing your filthy face to the world? Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special? Does it make you proud? I can only pity such a vampire; a titan reduced to a puppet just to give humans a good show." (to the Undead) "Well, it seems that I'm also a creature in the service of humans. That's something... we had in common." (to the Undead) "Why do you need to witness this? I will never understand you humans." (To Steadler and Kim) "I’ve been hungry for so very long, but you’re going to help me change that."
[edit] Episode 5: Brotherhood "Besides, the gun Walter got for me... begs for a field test."
[edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone "My enemies are not the trash you have been fighting police girl" -Alucard (to Seras Victoria) "Don't push yourself... Angel Of Death." -Alucard "Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle!" -Alucard "Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!" -Alucard "You're just like the rest... a disappointment." -Alucard "You're nothing but dog food!" -Alucard "As a vampire, you were a peice of shit! Now you're nothing but dog shit!" -Alucard
[edit] Episode 7: Duel "English Sow? No wonder Section Thirteen commands such respect; what strong language." "To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws; to be generous to the obiedent and merciless to all who would stand against you. Nothing ever changes; two thousand years and you still act like the world is yours." "Then Peter Pan should entertain his guest, before he gets too upset." "I get that a often. But then what does that make you? A man? A dog? Or a monster?" "That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster."
[edit] Episode 8: Kill House "Have you ever wondered, Master, what it feels like to be hunted?" "All the time I've served you, I've been pitted against pretenders and frauds... but this time its different!" "Perfect. A battle unlike any other before. Two genuine monsters! Let him come!"
[edit] Episode 9: Red Rose Vertigo "That's fine, my name is something of an enigma as well."
[edit] Episode 10: Master of Monster "Those souls, who suffer their rightenous, will know their eternal inheritance." "Your orders, my Master" (Integra)"I was such a child back then" (Alucard)"No.You´re still the same little girl to me" "I know you don't want to die tonight..."
[edit] Episode 13: Hellfire "I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell! And while you're there you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" "I´ll send you to Judecca´s bottom!" "Is this all you've got? Even after you awaken that dried up Helldemon and take him into your body, is this really all the power you can muster?" "You have such disgusting taste. But if pain truly is your pleasure, then I will grant your wish!" (to Incognito)
[edit] Paladin Alexander Anderson
[edit] Episode 3: Sword Dancer Anderson: "I am the instrument of God, messenger of the divine punishment of heaven"
[edit] Episode 7: Duel [Alucard deflects Anderson's Sword] "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it's about time, Vampire"
[edit] Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing
[edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone "The ordeals of the first masters of the Hellsing Family in the last century were much harsher than this."
[Clenches Fist]
"No matter how intelligent or how strong they are still nothing but vampire rubbish."
[Eyes grow wide]
"They will not destroy the Hellsing Family."
[Stands up and moves vocals on a crescendo]
"These monsters dare to enter this house built on blood and honor! I will see them all roast in the deepest pits of Hell!"
[edit] Enricqo Maxwell, Head of the Vatican Special Section 13: Iscariot Organization
[edit] Episode 7 Duel "The Vampire and those who ally with such filth, all stand equal in the eyes of God, seen for dirty heathens upon man."
[Becomes a disembodied voice]
"I act as God's own wrath upon the earth, reigning down the divine punishment of heaven, (>snake voice>) I WILL PURIFY THEM ALL!"
[Voice becomes one in the same with Anderson's]
"In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost"
[edit] Walter C. Dornez
[edit] Episode 6: Dead Zone [Advancing towards Yan Valentine after slaying a horde of Ghouls] I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your imputent God.
[edit] Episode 13: Hellfire Sir Integra: That's enough Walter, I don't want to risk losing you next.
Walter: Orders given by the Hellsing Organization must be executed even at the cost of our own lives, Sir Integra.
[edit] Seras Victoria
[edit] Episode 12: Total Destruction In the Name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished to eternal damnation! While you're on your way to hell I want you to beg forgiveness for the men you've killed.
[edit] Incognito
[edit] Episode 13: Hellfire "Sett will enter me and together we shall send this cursed town crashing down to hell."
[edit] Hellsing (manga)
[edit] Alucard
[edit] Volume One "Have you sustained any injuries? Sir Hellsing. What is your bidding, my master?" (To Integra)
[edit] Volume Two "You were more a piece of shit than a man. Now you can be a piece of dog shit."
[edit] Volume Three "Why? You ask 'why', Angel of Death? There are only three who've ever thought of trying to throw Undead into actual combat before. One is you all. One is them. And one is me. (To Walter C. Dornez) "And that's why John Bull... grows old and fades away." "Heh heh... You don't say. Well, that figures. She's a far more interesting girl than she looks. She was in a hamlet of death where her fellow officers and superiors kept changing into ghouls and annihilating as soon as they deployed. With a vampire trying to rape and kill her, it was like a hell at the bottom of a witch's cauldron. What did the girl choose to do in that situation? Resignation is what kills people. Once they're rejected resignation, humans gain the privilege of making humanity their footpath." "I can't be expected to go for a plane ride dressed like that. It'd make me a walking billboard for our foes." "That's right. My final dominion. Here I am born, here I die." "Damned hounds. Your power is impressive. But a pack of hounds can't beat me. I cannot be killed by dogs... That which defeats a monster is always a man." "I get that a lot. So what does that make you? A man? A dog? A freak?" "What's your point, Draculina?! Does it matter if those who start an armed war against us are human or not?! They came to us!! To defeat, kill, and make us rot away, or be defeated, killed and rot away themselves!! That is all!! That is everything!! That's the way of war!! They gambled all they had on the cards in their own weak hand!! That's how it works!! We must kill them!! I cannot change that. No one can. That's the sole truth. Not God, not the Devil, not me, not you." "The higher-ups of the police force are probably controlled by them. However... the ones who were just following their orders to break in here... The ones I killed and will try to kill again, are just typical ignorant humans. I can kill them. I can massacre them without even a bit of hesitation, an ounce of regret. Because I am a monster. Now, regarding you. Miss Integra. I will wield the gun. I will also determine its aim. I will put the ammo in the magazine, pull the slide, and even undo the safety. But... what will kill them is your intent. So, what are my orders?! Hellsing director Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing?!" "... Hah! Hahah! Hahahah. Hahah. Hahahahahah! Rogerrr. Yes. That's the last fig leaf. How splendid! It prompts a stirring in my loins, Integra!! In that case, I'm going out shooting. Watch closely. Sir Hellsing." "I still have to check out. So, I'll walk out the front door. And teach our watchers a little lesson. They need to see with whom they've just picked a fight." "You've done your duty well, soldiers. Farewell."
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Post by omicron27 on May 28, 2008 13:25:34 GMT -6
Joe Quesada, (editor in chief of Marvel Comics, co-creator of Ultimate Marvel) I'd chalk most of what's on your list up to lame writing. In desperate search of drama, and unable to obtain it any other way, some writers will resort to obvious emotional triggers/easy pickin's. You can always get a bang by killing Aunt May, or for that matter, Superman. The biggest crime is that many of these stories are unfolded badly, baldly and pathetically, by writers who don't have a clue. People looking for Freudian motives, i.e., hatred of Mother, etc., are wasting their time. Most of these writers sweated cannonballs trying to think of something SO SHOCKING that it would evoke a response from readers, and violence to women was the most horrifying thing they could come up with. Usually, the response to these badly told tales is boredom. Sometimes, they succeed in mobilizing folks like you, who wonder if these writers are sick. Nah. They just suck.
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Post by omicron27 on May 29, 2008 14:39:54 GMT -6
Dood! -Prinny
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Post by Overlord Delta on Jun 6, 2008 16:43:40 GMT -6
No N1 omnibuses?
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Post by omicron27 on Jun 7, 2008 1:11:37 GMT -6
BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP CALCULATING.... CALCULATING.... CALCULATING.... FINISHED CALCULATING. HEADQUARTERS IS A BUNCH OF LIARS.
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Post by omicron27 on Jun 7, 2008 1:11:54 GMT -6
(omnibus coming soon!)
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Post by omicron27 on Jun 9, 2008 14:16:50 GMT -6
Character Quotes
Laharl Quotes To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death.
I see... In other words, it's a hangout for losers.
Who gives a damn about you? Your new name is "Mid-Boss".
Etna's vassals are my vassals, and my vassals do what I say!
I shall burn a true vision of horror into that empty head of yours!
Trying to make a fool out of me? I'll soon make you moan in pain!!
Feel the wrath of Laharl!!!
HaHahahahahaha!!
Flonne Quotes Nice to meet you. I'm an assassin.
The Overlord of the Netherworld died by choking on a pretzel!?
Don't worry! Splitting into 10 means that his love is divided 10 ways! We cannot possibly lose to someone like that!
Hmmm, that's odd. Isn't the hero supposed to win?
Etna Quotes This week's dish: Cajun style gumbo! And the ingredient - the Prinny Squad!!
Now you're gonna pee in your pants every time you hear my name! something isn't right...Mid-Boss is acting all serious! "Hahaha" my ASS!
Prinny Quotes Prinny: Dood!? You gotta be kidding! Prinny Squad: Aye aye, dood! Prinny Squad: Dood, we'll work hard for our paycheck! Prinny Squad: We challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!! Prinny: It wouldn't be a secret if it wasn't hidden, dood. Prinny: Dood!? You're killing us off!? Big Sis Prinny: Wh, What do you mean... dood? I'm the same as the others... ...Dood. Big Sis Prinny: S, Since you came, the Prince has changed. ...Dood. Big Sis Prinny: Don't worry, they'll be alright... dood. Prinny Squad: Dooooood! Everybody, run!! Big Sis Prinny: That's right, dood. you shouldn't interfere with death's work, dood.
Vyers Quotes Can your eyes keep up with moi!? How rude! Invading a man's house and asking him "Who's there!?" Everybody, Just ignore her! I have achieved ultra-speed by training, and training, and training, all while wearing 100-ton boxers! (Oh...why am I so awesome?) Demons, angels, humans... Rather than learn about each other, they use words such as "good" and "evil" to differentiate themselves.
Thursday Quotes GORDON KEEPS STARING AT JENNIFER'S THIGHS PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT! BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP, ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE, THATS THE LAW. JENNIFER, PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMAGINATION UNDER CONTROL. (after Gordon finally realizes their ship is destroyed) GEEZ LOUIZE OH $*&% RUN RUN RUN...!
Episode Quotes
Episode 2
Intro Flonne: Whoosh... Flonne: nin...nin...nin... Flonne: Whoomp! Whew, I made it in without beeing seen. How are those people called in the human world? Flonne: Oh yes, Ninjas! I allways wanted to be one. nin nin
Episode 5
Terrible Cold Flonne: Laharl, why are you screaming? Laharl: I, I don't know why... But for some apparent reason, I can't stand women with sexy bodies. On a side note, flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effect on me. Etna & Flonne:[angry] Well, excuse us for being flat!!
Ice Queen Mid-Boss: You seem to be working your way into quite a predicament. As your rival, I felt it was my obligation to warn you. Laharl: Warn me...!? Mid-Boss: Laharl!! Do no be fooled by appearances! Relying on sight and sound will only lead to delusion!! Open your mind's eye! Once you do, you will no longer be deceived by mere facades!! Laharl: My mind's... eye...? Mid-Boss: Now is the time to set your mind free!! Awaken to your power!! Flonne: ...Um, Mr. Mid-Boss. That was a wonderful speech and all, but I think you may have set the bar a bit too high for Laharl... Mid-Boss: Oh... In that case, just close your eyes and plug your ears!
Episode 6
Nightdwellers Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!! Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!! Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!! Red: Together...!! Blue: ...we are...!! Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!! [All three pose together. Lights flash in the background.] Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out. Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!? Etna: You serious? Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys. Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot! Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow. Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!? Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends? Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords? Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo------ Etna: Bang<3 [Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground] Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!? Etna: Uh huh. Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that! Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out. Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy! Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on? Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me! Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons? Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart! Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive... Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!!
Episode 8
Intro Etna: Those seemingly innocent Prinnies... It turns out they were hiding a big secret! Prinny: It wouldn't be a secret if it wasn't hidden, dood. Etna: When the Prinnies' evil spirits join as one, they form Pringer X, the mighty super robot!! Prinny: Dood, we can't do that... Etna: Here goes! Pringer Spiral Plasma Chop! Etna: Gotcha! Pringer Aurora Triangle Kick!! Etna: This is it! Pringer Spinning Drill Attack!!! Prinny: Uh, dood, hello... Etna: Next on Lovely Mad Scientist Etna, Episode 8: Farewell, Pringer X Prinny: Dood!? You're killing us off!? Etna: No worries! Etna: Pringer X will be reborn as the more powerful Pringer Z! Prinny: I'm tellin ya, it ain't gonna happen, dood.
Episode 9
Thurvean Sector Jennifer: This is outrageous!! I can't believe such a cute little boy could be the Overlord! This is completely different from the information provided by headquarters! What's going on, Thursday!? Thursday: BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP... NOW CALCULATING, NOW CALCULATING... NOW CALCULATING, NOW CALCULATING... CALCULATION COMPLETE. Jennifer: What's the answer? Thursday: "HEADQUARTERS IS A BUNCH OF LIARS."
Episode 14
Intro Etna: Seems like one problem leads to another! Etna: We found out that the humans were being manipulated by the angels! Etna: Now, Flonne wants to return to Celestia and to go face to face with the Seraph himself! Etna: What awaits her there? Etna: Will the Archangel's true intent be finally revealed!? Etna: Next on Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, Final Episode: What Lies Beyond the Battle Etna: The fate of the Netherworld is in your hands... Laharl: Th, This must be a dream... Flonne: Etna's acting all serious... Gordon: Could this be a sign of terrible things to come? Jennifer: It's the end of the world! Thursday: END OF THE WORLD - DANGER DANGER DANGER... Prinny Squad: Dooooood! Everybody, run!! Etna: ...They're gonna get it.
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Post by omicron27 on Jun 9, 2008 14:20:43 GMT -6
MONEY!! BABES! ALCOHOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jun 12, 2008 14:19:44 GMT -6
Good old... old... old whathisname.
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Post by omicron27 on Aug 7, 2008 17:59:54 GMT -6
Dryzen.
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Post by omicron27 on Sept 16, 2008 22:23:23 GMT -6
'Marona, why are you talking to a book?' ^Castille
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Post by omicron27 on Sept 19, 2008 17:06:09 GMT -6
Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame.
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Post by omicron27 on Oct 13, 2008 22:10:05 GMT -6
Hmm? Why, hello! This mic is zetta sexy! -Sho Minamimoto
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