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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 20, 2008 20:13:32 GMT -6
"Which is more immoral? Killing two 100 pound people or killing one 300 pound person?"
"Why is there so much contoversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they came up with."
"Every graveyard must start with a single body... unless the town gets lucky and there's a nice big bus accident in town."
"Slap a dead person."
"Since 1983, over half of all murders have occured in post offices. I've discovered the reason for this. The prices of potage stamps keep going up. A guy walks in and is like, 'How much are they today? fifty cents? Thirty cents? I can't keep track! FUCK IT!' BANG BANG BANG BANG!"
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Post by Overlord Epsilon on Jan 27, 2008 19:17:54 GMT -6
What the.....?
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Post by omicron27 on Jan 28, 2008 15:43:59 GMT -6
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Post by Overlord Epsilon on Jan 28, 2008 20:43:36 GMT -6
Indeed!
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Post by Overlord Omega on Jan 29, 2008 13:26:13 GMT -6
"Why do people drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?"
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Post by Overlord Epsilon on Apr 21, 2008 13:09:11 GMT -6
Because they can!
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Post by omicron27 on Apr 23, 2008 0:27:23 GMT -6
Why don't hammers ham?
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Post by Overlord Epsilon on May 7, 2008 16:23:22 GMT -6
Because they mer.
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Post by omicron27 on May 8, 2008 1:04:09 GMT -6
rofl
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Post by Overlord Omega on May 21, 2008 5:41:16 GMT -6
Unless of course, they're Mexican hammers, in which case they "amme".
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Post by omicron27 on May 21, 2008 17:59:25 GMT -6
I'd tried to jump for it, but it woz 2 far over my head. /:
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Nov 28, 2008 1:45:39 GMT -6
White boyz can't jump!
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Post by omicron27 on Nov 28, 2008 23:34:02 GMT -6
that's what I hear
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Nov 29, 2008 21:40:22 GMT -6
Stereotypes are based on truth...
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Post by Overlord Delta on Nov 30, 2008 0:13:56 GMT -6
Or are they?
Are all vampires female or effeminate?
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 1, 2008 21:40:57 GMT -6
I've never heard of those stereotypes!
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Post by omicron27 on Dec 6, 2008 12:05:39 GMT -6
Alucard is man.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Dec 9, 2008 22:08:32 GMT -6
and ur point is?
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Post by omicron27 on Dec 31, 2008 1:01:50 GMT -6
Thus he is not not man.
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Post by Overlord Gamma (the great) on Jan 2, 2009 14:16:38 GMT -6
Hmmmm...the logic there is irrefutable. Indeed.
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