Post by Overlord Omega on Dec 27, 2007 18:01:03 GMT -6
A LOUCE'S LAMENT
I met you there at school,
Upon your best friends comb,
You pulled me through your hair,
And then you took me home,
For days I was alone there,
Not for long, for you see,
I layed a patch of eggs here,
One soon became three,
Soon three became an oodle,
An oodle became a bunch,
And you began to itch and scratch,
For your scalp became our lunch,
We much-ED and we crunch-ED,
Upon your tender skin,
But we had no idea,
What creek we were stuck in,
Now I'm drowining in a foam,
Of medicinal shampoo,
So very near the shower drain,
So very far from you,
HAIKU BY A RINGWORM
Not a ring am I,
Nor am I a wormy worm,
I am just a fungus,
BALLAD OF THE TAPEWORM
I loathe the life of a tapeworm,
It makes me really mad,
I live inside your body,
It makes me really sad,
Wrapped around your bowels,
I suck out all your food,
And all the nutrients go to me,
Instead of into you,
I get large and I get fat,
You wither shrink and cry,
And I keep on laying eggs,
Untill the day you die,
And when your corspe grows cold,
I'll wriggle my way out,
And lay eggs within another,
And infect them round about,
So this is the life of a tapeworm,
I loathe this woeful nest,
Where the only food that I consume,
Is what you yourself digest,
I'll think of more later.
I met you there at school,
Upon your best friends comb,
You pulled me through your hair,
And then you took me home,
For days I was alone there,
Not for long, for you see,
I layed a patch of eggs here,
One soon became three,
Soon three became an oodle,
An oodle became a bunch,
And you began to itch and scratch,
For your scalp became our lunch,
We much-ED and we crunch-ED,
Upon your tender skin,
But we had no idea,
What creek we were stuck in,
Now I'm drowining in a foam,
Of medicinal shampoo,
So very near the shower drain,
So very far from you,
HAIKU BY A RINGWORM
Not a ring am I,
Nor am I a wormy worm,
I am just a fungus,
BALLAD OF THE TAPEWORM
I loathe the life of a tapeworm,
It makes me really mad,
I live inside your body,
It makes me really sad,
Wrapped around your bowels,
I suck out all your food,
And all the nutrients go to me,
Instead of into you,
I get large and I get fat,
You wither shrink and cry,
And I keep on laying eggs,
Untill the day you die,
And when your corspe grows cold,
I'll wriggle my way out,
And lay eggs within another,
And infect them round about,
So this is the life of a tapeworm,
I loathe this woeful nest,
Where the only food that I consume,
Is what you yourself digest,
I'll think of more later.
