Post by omicron27 on May 11, 2008 11:48:02 GMT -6
Jof and the Three Nolans
Once upon a time there were three Nolans; the mother Nolan, the father Nolan and the baby Nolan who lived in a house in the bathroom. One morning the mother Nolan made Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza for breakfast. When the three Nolans sat at the table to eat, they found that the Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza was too hot. "Let's go for a walk to the overlordian ominverse," the mother Nolan said. "The Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza will be cool enough to eat when we return." So off they went.
Nearby, Jof was walking in the bathroom. "I've been walking such a long time, and I'm tired and hungry," Jof said. Just then Jof saw the three Nolan's house. "Maybe there is something to eat in there," Jof said, and went inside.
Jof saw the food on the table, and decided to try it. First Jof tried the father Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza but it was too hot. Then Jof tried the mother Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza but it was too cold. But the baby Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza was just right, and Jof ate it all up.
"My goodness I'm sleepy," Jof said entering the bedroom. Jof sat on the father Nolan's bed, but it was too hard. Jof then sat on the mother Nolan's bed, but it was too soft. The baby Nolan's bed was just right, and Jof fell asleep there.
In a short while the three Nolans returned from the overlordian ominverse. "Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza!" said the father Nolan. "Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza too!" said the mother Nolan." Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza, and they at it all up!" cried the baby Nolan. They looked around the house to find who had done this. When they looked in the bedroom they saw Jof asleep on baby Nolan's bed. Just then Jof woke up, saw the three Nolans and screamed. The three Nolans tried to catch Jof, but Jof ran out of the bathroom and all the way home.
The End.
Once upon a time there were three Nolans; the mother Nolan, the father Nolan and the baby Nolan who lived in a house in the bathroom. One morning the mother Nolan made Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza for breakfast. When the three Nolans sat at the table to eat, they found that the Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza was too hot. "Let's go for a walk to the overlordian ominverse," the mother Nolan said. "The Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza will be cool enough to eat when we return." So off they went.
Nearby, Jof was walking in the bathroom. "I've been walking such a long time, and I'm tired and hungry," Jof said. Just then Jof saw the three Nolan's house. "Maybe there is something to eat in there," Jof said, and went inside.
Jof saw the food on the table, and decided to try it. First Jof tried the father Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza but it was too hot. Then Jof tried the mother Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza but it was too cold. But the baby Nolan's Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza was just right, and Jof ate it all up.
"My goodness I'm sleepy," Jof said entering the bedroom. Jof sat on the father Nolan's bed, but it was too hard. Jof then sat on the mother Nolan's bed, but it was too soft. The baby Nolan's bed was just right, and Jof fell asleep there.
In a short while the three Nolans returned from the overlordian ominverse. "Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza!" said the father Nolan. "Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza too!" said the mother Nolan." Someone's been eating my Nolan Hut pizza brand pizza, and they at it all up!" cried the baby Nolan. They looked around the house to find who had done this. When they looked in the bedroom they saw Jof asleep on baby Nolan's bed. Just then Jof woke up, saw the three Nolans and screamed. The three Nolans tried to catch Jof, but Jof ran out of the bathroom and all the way home.
The End.
