Post by omicron27 on Mar 9, 2008 0:32:24 GMT -6
I decided that since I'm on an impatient brawl high I'm gonna list reasons why wii is waaaaay better that crap ps3 and junk xbox360 
(WARNING: Ps3 and Xbox360 bashing ahead!)
1.Wii is revolutionary, ps3 and xbox360 are both regurgitated forms of previous installments. (lol pun)
2.ps3's controller is shit, xbox360's controller is ok, wii's controller is AMAZING!
3.Wii's name doesn't have a 3 in it.
4.Nintendo is actually a legitimate programming company, unlike fony and microbrains, who are just in it for the money.
5.Wii has a variety of games for it, unlike xbox360 where 3/4 of the games are all fps.
6.Wii has super smash bros. brawl
7.Wii is cheaper, (see reason#4)
8.Wii is healthy for you, Wario Ware has an excersize program.
9.Wii can survive in colder and hotter temperatures than it's crappy competitors, (about 5 degrees colder and 3 degrees warmer.)
10.There are enough reasons that it's awesome that the reasons break the 2-digit barrier. (The ps3 and xbox360 have a hard time beating the 1-digit barrier in this category.)
11.I have one.
12.Nearly all early ps3 models faild and broke down, 20% of all xbox360, (excluding those made in the last 6 months,) experiance the red ring of dead, thus being indefinitely fuckd, wii never gets fuckd lest ur Jakub Fancher or his little sister.
13.Wii can play wii games, gamecube games, nes games, snes games, n64 games, genesis games, turbografx16 games, neogeo games, new downloadable games, and (soon) gameboy advance games, gameboy color games, gameboy sp games, gameboy micro games, ds games, and ds lite games.
14.When one is happy they can scream wii's name to express exjubalence.
15.WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16.Wii has tv guide channel, nuf' said.
17.Wii is white, teh others are niggas. (plz don't take my racism seriously)
18.Wii sales are much better than ps3's and xbox360's. In japan, (as of Feb. 26th,) wii is selling 6/1 over ps3 and 3/1 over xbox360.
19.In America, wii is selling 3/1 over ps3 and 2/1 over xbox360.
20.Wii has been played in antartica, unlike those dumb competitors.
21.GAAAAAANNNNOOONNNNNDDOOOOOOOORRRFFFF!!!!
22.People who play wii can pronounce "Asiago"
23.Wii is faster loading times compared to ps3 and xbox360, (see Sonic the Hedgehog 2008)
22.Wii is for everyone.
23.Wii would like to play.
(Basically Nintendo advertising>fony's and microbrain's advertising combined and multiplied by the absolute square of infinite pi.)
24.Nintendo has been around for over 200 years, fony and microbrains has been around for less than 50 years combined.
25.Wii has two i's, IN A ROW!!!!11!!!
26.Wii is twelve player, offline.
27.Wii is 64 player, online.
(did anyone notice my two favorite numbers?)
28.Wii is awesome.
29.Bamco, Capcom, Sega, and Square Enix all are making more games for wii than the other two consoles.
30.Some kid who plays xbox360 will grow up thinking it's ok to use guns, some kid who plays wii will grow up thinking it's ok to use nunchuks.
31.ToS:KoR
32.vv!! = 1337
33.Wii will soon have ZAMN on it. (!)
34.SUPER MARIO RPG!!!
35.Wii has photo channel.
36.Wii has photo channel WITH weird al.
37.Nintendo use to sell out sex hotels, how can you not love a company that sells love?
38.Wii is faster to type than ps3 or xbox360, (note that typing two i's in a row is faster than typing two different buttons.)
39.BRAWL!!!!
40.KRATOS!!!!!
41.Nolan is reluctant to accept it, which PROVES that it's awesome.
42.I can come up with more than 40 reasons why wii is awesome.
43.Imagine if wii was personafied, now imagine xbox360 is personified, which person do you want to meet?
(*you choose xbox360 and gets shot.*)
44.To make Kirby you only need 5 characters, (>")>, to make master cheif you need 10 characters, (*v#)loser
45.One can earn money by buying many wii consoles and selling them on ebay, the only reason to buy multiple ps3's or xbox360 is if they break, (which pretty much means you'll probly be buying lots of them.)
46.Just cuz'
(WARNING: Ps3 and Xbox360 bashing ahead!)
1.Wii is revolutionary, ps3 and xbox360 are both regurgitated forms of previous installments. (lol pun)
2.ps3's controller is shit, xbox360's controller is ok, wii's controller is AMAZING!
3.Wii's name doesn't have a 3 in it.
4.Nintendo is actually a legitimate programming company, unlike fony and microbrains, who are just in it for the money.
5.Wii has a variety of games for it, unlike xbox360 where 3/4 of the games are all fps.
6.Wii has super smash bros. brawl
7.Wii is cheaper, (see reason#4)
8.Wii is healthy for you, Wario Ware has an excersize program.
9.Wii can survive in colder and hotter temperatures than it's crappy competitors, (about 5 degrees colder and 3 degrees warmer.)
10.There are enough reasons that it's awesome that the reasons break the 2-digit barrier. (The ps3 and xbox360 have a hard time beating the 1-digit barrier in this category.)
11.I have one.
12.Nearly all early ps3 models faild and broke down, 20% of all xbox360, (excluding those made in the last 6 months,) experiance the red ring of dead, thus being indefinitely fuckd, wii never gets fuckd lest ur Jakub Fancher or his little sister.
13.Wii can play wii games, gamecube games, nes games, snes games, n64 games, genesis games, turbografx16 games, neogeo games, new downloadable games, and (soon) gameboy advance games, gameboy color games, gameboy sp games, gameboy micro games, ds games, and ds lite games.
14.When one is happy they can scream wii's name to express exjubalence.
15.WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16.Wii has tv guide channel, nuf' said.
17.Wii is white, teh others are niggas. (plz don't take my racism seriously)
18.Wii sales are much better than ps3's and xbox360's. In japan, (as of Feb. 26th,) wii is selling 6/1 over ps3 and 3/1 over xbox360.
19.In America, wii is selling 3/1 over ps3 and 2/1 over xbox360.
20.Wii has been played in antartica, unlike those dumb competitors.
21.GAAAAAANNNNOOONNNNNDDOOOOOOOORRRFFFF!!!!
22.People who play wii can pronounce "Asiago"
23.Wii is faster loading times compared to ps3 and xbox360, (see Sonic the Hedgehog 2008)
22.Wii is for everyone.
23.Wii would like to play.
(Basically Nintendo advertising>fony's and microbrain's advertising combined and multiplied by the absolute square of infinite pi.)
24.Nintendo has been around for over 200 years, fony and microbrains has been around for less than 50 years combined.
25.Wii has two i's, IN A ROW!!!!11!!!
26.Wii is twelve player, offline.
27.Wii is 64 player, online.
(did anyone notice my two favorite numbers?)
28.Wii is awesome.
29.Bamco, Capcom, Sega, and Square Enix all are making more games for wii than the other two consoles.
30.Some kid who plays xbox360 will grow up thinking it's ok to use guns, some kid who plays wii will grow up thinking it's ok to use nunchuks.
31.ToS:KoR
32.vv!! = 1337
33.Wii will soon have ZAMN on it. (!)
34.SUPER MARIO RPG!!!
35.Wii has photo channel.
36.Wii has photo channel WITH weird al.
37.Nintendo use to sell out sex hotels, how can you not love a company that sells love?
38.Wii is faster to type than ps3 or xbox360, (note that typing two i's in a row is faster than typing two different buttons.)
39.BRAWL!!!!
40.KRATOS!!!!!
41.Nolan is reluctant to accept it, which PROVES that it's awesome.
42.I can come up with more than 40 reasons why wii is awesome.
43.Imagine if wii was personafied, now imagine xbox360 is personified, which person do you want to meet?
(*you choose xbox360 and gets shot.*)
44.To make Kirby you only need 5 characters, (>")>, to make master cheif you need 10 characters, (*v#)loser
45.One can earn money by buying many wii consoles and selling them on ebay, the only reason to buy multiple ps3's or xbox360 is if they break, (which pretty much means you'll probly be buying lots of them.
)46.Just cuz'
